1 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:05,005 . 2 00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:06,940 [hammer banging] 3 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:09,009 - The best part about having a baby 4 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,836 is coming up with a name for it. 5 00:00:10,903 --> 00:00:14,006 And I'm happy to report that my little bundle of joy, 6 00:00:14,072 --> 00:00:16,717 the Birthing Center, finally has one. 7 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:18,135 Our original name, 8 00:00:18,168 --> 00:00:20,020 the Irving Women's Birthing Center, 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,324 was named after our generous benefactor, Amelia Irving. 10 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,427 But that became problematic when her ex-husband, 11 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,429 uh, got into some mischief. [chuckles] 12 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,631 - Mischief? 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,799 He owned, like, 18 underground massage parlors. 14 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,536 - OK. Anyway...[chuckles] 15 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,005 I convinced Amelia to use her maiden name, 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,324 Amelia White, instead. 17 00:00:40,357 --> 00:00:42,868 - Uh, Joyce, have you seen this? 18 00:00:42,935 --> 00:00:44,678 - What? 19 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,747 - Oh, [bleep]. 20 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:47,873 [sighs] 21 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:48,815 - Maybe no one will notice. 22 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,343 - [bleep]. 23 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:55,389 [upbeat music] 24 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:59,326 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,061 - Well, today's the big day, 26 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,163 the ribbon cutting of the Birthing Center. 27 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,431 Can you believe it? 28 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:07,017 Oh, this year has tested me. 29 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:08,835 You know, I've often felt like Sisyphus 30 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:12,306 pushing a giant boulder up an endless hill. 31 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,074 But you know what no one ever talks about 32 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:17,077 is the part of the story where he makes it up the hill 33 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:19,137 and everyone's cheering him on and saying, 34 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,115 hey, good job, Sisyphus. [laughs] 35 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:23,951 - Where do you want these sashes? 36 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,919 Also, why are there sashes? 37 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,120 - They're for the first couple who signed up 38 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,121 to give birth here. 39 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:29,456 I want them front and center. 40 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,924 They're cool, they're diverse, 41 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,393 and they just scream fertility. [chuckles] 42 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,195 - This is a lot of seats, Joyce. 43 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,763 - Well, I cast a wide net. 44 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,391 You know, there's politicians, press, mommy bloggers. 45 00:01:39,424 --> 00:01:42,094 - Ooh, reserved for "The New York Times." 46 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,570 Wow. [chuckles] 47 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,972 Are they actually coming? 48 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,473 - Well, I sent the invitation and said, 49 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,642 let me know if you can't come. 50 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,377 So I haven't heard anything. 51 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,778 Think it's looking good. 52 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,407 - Yas! - Chicas to the front! 53 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,351 - Technically, we're not working today, 54 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,552 but Joyce hired a few of us to come in 55 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,953 and help with the event. 56 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,389 I think we're basically here to be her cheerleaders. 57 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:05,258 J-O-Y-C-E! [laughs] 58 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,244 I was an alternate on the cheerleading team 59 00:02:07,277 --> 00:02:08,462 in high school. 60 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:10,197 - I've just been using Spice Girls lyrics. 61 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,791 "Girl power!" "Get it on, get it on." 62 00:02:12,858 --> 00:02:15,360 I'm still trying to work in "zig-a-zig-ah." 63 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:17,371 - So we just have to put this up 64 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,973 and then the rest of those decorations? 65 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,967 Can't believe we're getting time and a half for this. 66 00:02:22,034 --> 00:02:23,143 - Oh, I'm not getting paid. 67 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,344 But Joyce said it would mean a lot to her, 68 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:25,879 and that's money in the bank. 69 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,949 - Wow, I've seen some pretty sick things in this building. 70 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,917 Can't say I've seen a ribbon shaped like an umbilical cord. 71 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,452 - Oh, this is nothing. 72 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,955 You should see the ribbon Joyce made for the Urology Center. 73 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,440 - [snickers] - Wow. 74 00:02:36,473 --> 00:02:38,392 Look at this guy. 75 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,152 - Oh, my God, gross! 76 00:02:40,218 --> 00:02:42,195 - What? I think he's kind of cute. 77 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,897 Serena, I need skin to skin! 78 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,449 - Ew! Get it away! 79 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:46,391 - Bond with me. 80 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:48,368 - You are such a freak. 81 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,537 - Um, hey, by the way, uh-- 82 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:51,605 and we don't have to talk about this 83 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,498 if you don't want to, but are you doing OK 84 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,242 since the whole Steve thing? 85 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,177 - Oh, yeah. Totally over it. 86 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:58,612 He keeps texting me gym selfies 87 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,672 followed by, oops, wrong number. 88 00:03:00,739 --> 00:03:01,765 OK, dude. 89 00:03:03,175 --> 00:03:04,651 - I'm ready for solids! 90 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,603 Wah! [both chuckle] 91 00:03:10,682 --> 00:03:12,142 - Uh, you don't have to film me. 92 00:03:12,175 --> 00:03:14,194 I-I'm not even here today. 93 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:17,689 Doctors have to take an annual physical to keep our insurance. 94 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:20,400 And because God hates me, mine fell on the day 95 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,094 that I was supposed to go on a fishing trip 96 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,670 with some old buddies. 97 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,673 Do you know how hard it is to reschedule something 98 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,366 with a bunch of 70-year-olds 99 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,544 who are totally inept at texting? 100 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,146 This trip was originally scheduled for 2010. 101 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,282 - I'm ready for my next victim. 102 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:36,483 [chuckles] 103 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,943 No, I'm just joking. I'm kidding. 104 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,053 Um, Dr. Bruce Schweitz? 105 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,254 - Here we go. [sighs] 106 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,789 It's gonna be hard to beat last year's numbers, 107 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,257 but let's see if those wheatgrass enemas 108 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,392 managed to move the needle. 109 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,785 Hello. - Bruce! 110 00:03:46,885 --> 00:03:48,028 Hey, Bruce. - Ronnie. 111 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,796 Hey, look at that adorable outfit. 112 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,289 - We need to take our physicals at the same time. 113 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,265 - Oh? We do? 114 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,734 - That's not usually how we do it. 115 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,636 - Yeah, I know, but we're, um, best friends, 116 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,672 and we do everything together. 117 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,308 - Aw. You sweeties! 118 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,201 - Yeah. - Oh, how do I say no to that? 119 00:04:03,235 --> 00:04:04,361 Come on back. 120 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:06,179 - OK. 121 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,848 Best friend. 122 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,016 That is so sweet. [chuckles] 123 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,576 A little misguided. 124 00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:14,287 I'd say Ron's probably my third best friend. 125 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,373 He could get to number one. 126 00:04:16,406 --> 00:04:18,692 But Mom's not giving up that throne without a fight. 127 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,319 - Joyce, will you look at this turnout? 128 00:04:21,419 --> 00:04:22,629 - That's right, haters. 129 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,498 Ain't no party like a Big J party, 130 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,900 'cause a Big J party seats 150. 131 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,101 - [chuckles] - Oh. 132 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,896 Councilmen Duffy and Stark just walked in. 133 00:04:30,929 --> 00:04:32,239 Gay! - Val! 134 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,874 - What? I know those guys. They're gay. 135 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,008 - Oh. 136 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,543 Well, I guess that's OK, then. 137 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:37,544 - Hold on. 138 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,212 The Mom-unist came? 139 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,782 Joyce, she's, like, a huge mommy blogger. 140 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:45,318 - Yeah, I know, and today all 4 million of her followers 141 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,053 are gonna watch me perform. 142 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,255 - Perform? 143 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,415 You're just giving some remarks, right? 144 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:52,584 - No, Alex. I'm singing with the choir. 145 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,129 - Oh. 146 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,589 - Actually, a better description would be, 147 00:04:57,622 --> 00:05:00,091 the choir will be singing with me. 148 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:03,737 - Wow, what a great idea. 149 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,272 - Zig-a-zig-ah. 150 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,174 - [gasps] I love that. 151 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,467 - I've never done two doctors at once before. 152 00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,244 I believe they call this a Hippocratic three-way. 153 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,247 [chuckles] Anyway, I'm gonna do some blood work, 154 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,049 and then we'll check your blood pressure. 155 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,918 - Yep, we know the drill. We're doctors. 156 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,477 - OK, sassafras. 157 00:05:19,544 --> 00:05:22,022 - And just FYI, I'm not great with needles, 158 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,323 so if we could just take it slow. 159 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,192 - You're already taking it too slow. 160 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,277 - It's OK. Just look at me, Bruce. 161 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,329 I want you to listen to my voice. 162 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:33,834 I want you to look deep down into my eyes. 163 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,468 Do you see the tiny golden fleck 164 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,438 floating around in the pool of my eye? 165 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,732 I want you to find it for me. 166 00:05:40,832 --> 00:05:42,475 I need you to. 167 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:46,012 Do you see it, Dr. Bruce? 168 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,647 - Yeah, I see it. 169 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,848 - And done. 170 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,217 Easy-peasy, mac and cheesy. 171 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,352 - What--what kind of sorcery? 172 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:53,637 Did you see that? 173 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:55,121 - Yep! 174 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,256 Here you go. 175 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,958 What's next? 176 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:00,860 [rhythmic stomping, clapping, fingers snapping] 177 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,064 - ♪ What happens when a woman takes power? ♪ 178 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:07,400 ♪ What happens when she won't back down? ♪ 179 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,537 ♪ What happens when a woman takes power? ♪ 180 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:14,541 ♪ What happens? What happens? ♪ 181 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:15,934 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 182 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,844 - ♪ What happens when she rules her own body? ♪ 183 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:18,979 - ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 184 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,882 - ♪ What happens when she sets the beat? ♪ 185 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:25,151 ♪ What happens when she bows to nobody? ♪ 186 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:28,888 ♪ What happens when she stands on her own two feet? ♪ 187 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,824 ♪ Here she comes, here she comes ♪ 188 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,326 ♪ Here our righteous woman comes! ♪ 189 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,396 [rhythmic stomping, clapping, fingers snapping] 190 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,034 - ♪ What happens when a woman go-- ♪ 191 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,460 Ah! - Ooh! 192 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,170 - Joyce! Oh! 193 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,305 - Oh, God. 194 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:46,406 - Hold still, OK? - [bleep]. 195 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,841 - Val and I are coming. - [groans, coughs] 196 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:48,842 - Oh, God. - One, two, three. 197 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,510 - [bleep]. I'm OK. I'm OK. 198 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,745 Don't worry. 199 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,413 [bleep]. [groans] 200 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:56,708 . 201 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,385 - Why couldn't they just keep singing? 202 00:06:58,485 --> 00:06:59,411 No one would have noticed! 203 00:06:59,477 --> 00:07:00,812 - Maybe. Possibly. 204 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,455 - [sighs] Humiliating. 205 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:03,748 - I don't get it. 206 00:07:03,815 --> 00:07:05,917 You just fell? No one pushed you or anything? 207 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:07,394 You just walked right off the stage? 208 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,386 - Yes, Matthew. 209 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,030 Quite the pep talk. Thank you. 210 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,332 - I can't believe I missed that. 211 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,201 No, just 'cause I could have caught you. 212 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,703 - Oh. - You're a sweet bean. 213 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:17,938 But it was a dead drop. 214 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,873 I would have crushed your bones. 215 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,100 I can only imagine what they're saying out there, 216 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,170 and it's not, hey, that was a pretty cool-looking fall. 217 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,813 Well, maybe some people are saying that. 218 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,106 You know, it's a good thing 219 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:29,616 "The New York Times" forgot to come. 220 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,351 - Yeah. Yeah, we got lucky there. 221 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,219 - Hey, a couple messages from reception. 222 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,155 Your car warranty is about to expire. 223 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,958 Also, the pregnant couple can't make it to the ribbon cutting. 224 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,092 They had their baby this morning. 225 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,260 - They're not coming? 226 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,695 How could they? 227 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,522 - Well, I'm not sure they had a say in the matter, Joyce. 228 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,924 - They were the centerpiece of my ribbon cutting 229 00:07:45,957 --> 00:07:47,200 and my brochure! 230 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,227 [groans] This whole day is getting away from me. 231 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:50,695 [sighs] All right, I just need to splash 232 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,031 some cold water on my face, get back out there, 233 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,908 and turn this thing around. - No, Joyce, uh-uh. 234 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,443 You need to rest, OK? 235 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,744 You probably have a concussion. 236 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,079 - Concussion? 237 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,348 I just need to splash some cold water on my face, 238 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,408 get back out there, and turn this day around. 239 00:08:03,475 --> 00:08:06,111 - OK, well, the repetition is very concerning to me. 240 00:08:06,144 --> 00:08:07,821 Joyce, listen, we've got this, all right? 241 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,223 I will go out there, and I will do some damage control. 242 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,258 And we will find a new pregnant couple. 243 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,394 - Like who, my next-door neighbor Becky? 244 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,629 She's not even pregnant, Alex. 245 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,498 It's just a thyroid thing. 246 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:21,301 - OK, well, um, 247 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:22,736 you guys! Matt and Serena, 248 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,004 you guys can be the pregnant couple. 249 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,605 - Wait, what? - Um, no, we can't. 250 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,831 - Yeah, Matt, go upstairs to OB 251 00:08:26,898 --> 00:08:28,408 and grab one of the silicone bumps. 252 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:29,567 - I guess I could wear a bump. 253 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,010 Times are a-changin'. 254 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,112 - For Serena. - Yeah. 255 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,613 - Which is only slightly less insane. 256 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:34,914 - See, Joyce? 257 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:35,782 It's under control. 258 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,517 We've got you. 259 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:41,112 - Man, there is just something about Kelly, you know? 260 00:08:41,179 --> 00:08:42,947 I mean, goose bumps. Feel this. 261 00:08:43,014 --> 00:08:44,491 - No. - I don't mind, really. 262 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:45,683 - Mm-mm. 263 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:46,793 - Dr. Leonard, I have your results. 264 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,286 So your blood pressure came back 265 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,296 just a teensy bit high. - Hmm. 266 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,623 - With your age and cholesterol, 267 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:53,433 we're gonna need to do an echocardiogram. 268 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,002 - Well, I can't do an echocardiogram. 269 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,470 That's gonna take at least an hour. 270 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,172 - Oof, tough break. 271 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,473 God. I can hang, though. 272 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,608 - Oh, you're free to go. 273 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,109 - Nah, I should stick around for moral support 274 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,477 and emotional support. 275 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,312 I've been told I'm extremely emotional. 276 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,547 - Let's redo it. 277 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:09,315 I'm sure my blood pressure was a little high 278 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,708 'cause I've been so stressed out 279 00:09:10,809 --> 00:09:12,385 about missing my fishing trip. 280 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,646 - Oh, you're going fishing. Right. 281 00:09:14,712 --> 00:09:16,656 I thought those were your church clothes. 282 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:17,891 OK. 283 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,717 - So is everyone enjoying themselves over here? 284 00:09:19,784 --> 00:09:21,728 [chuckles] - Um, is that woman OK? 285 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,129 She took a real face-plant there. 286 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,431 - Yeah, she's fine. 287 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,966 So--oh, did you guys see that the cake pops 288 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,626 are little rattles? 289 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,070 - That looked pretty serious, though. 290 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,796 - Oh, no. Nah. 291 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,231 I don't think-- you know, uh, part of me 292 00:09:33,331 --> 00:09:36,376 wonders if maybe she didn't do it on purpose, you know? 293 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,410 Think about it. 294 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,471 The floor that she smashed into, 295 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,739 uh, could represent the glass ceiling. 296 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,842 Uh, because everything is, you know, upside down 297 00:09:43,908 --> 00:09:47,212 for women in this-- in this twisted world of ours. 298 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,856 - What? 299 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,792 - Did I tell you guys that the cake pops are little rattles? 300 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,419 - Oh, wow, so you guys are gonna be the first people 301 00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:55,361 to give birth here. 302 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,030 - That's what we're told. 303 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,565 - Oh, so what made you choose this place? 304 00:09:58,665 --> 00:09:59,766 - Great question. 305 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,768 It's, uh--it's really close to where I work, 306 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,396 um, also where I eat lunch sometimes, right, Pumpkin? 307 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,874 - Oh, "Pumpkin." 308 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,511 Yeah, that's right, Big Papi. - Yeah. 309 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,514 - No, but really, they put a ton of work into this place. 310 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:18,551 Also, I heard the birthing center in Layden has bedbugs. 311 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,687 - [gasps] - And babies hate those. 312 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,388 - And we have a full-time masseuse. 313 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,624 They won the CMTC prize, which is basically 314 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,092 the Oscars of deep tissue. 315 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,193 - Sounds great. 316 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,286 Maybe I will have another kid. 317 00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:29,621 - Oh, wow. 318 00:10:29,687 --> 00:10:30,897 Yeah, this place is really wonderful. 319 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,365 I'm honored to be a small part of it. 320 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,225 - Well, I'm honored to be a big part of it. 321 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:36,236 - Oh, God. - Look at that. Hey. 322 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,937 How, uh--how you doing? 323 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,205 You feeling--feeling OK? 324 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,940 - What, from that little slip earlier? 325 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,242 Come on. - Hmm. 326 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,077 - You have a pretty large goose egg on your head. 327 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,279 - Uh, it is a quail egg at most. 328 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,805 Know your birds, sister. 329 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:49,215 - OK. [chuckles awkwardly] 330 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,243 - Have you guys heard about our ergonomic birthing tubs? 331 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,420 You know, they're made in Italy. 332 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,289 Actually, they're made in Vietnam, 333 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,091 but they are imported. 334 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,660 - Uh, ma'am, your nose. 335 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,029 - Oh, Joyce. Um... 336 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,797 excuse us for just a minute. 337 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,333 - You don't even know if this is my blood. 338 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,669 - [sighs] 339 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,604 - Yeah, attaboy. Just breathe nice and deep. 340 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,840 - Please don't touch me. - OK, Reiki, then. 341 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,408 - Just try and tune it all out, Ron. 342 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,911 You know, just relax. Think of a happy place. 343 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,214 - OK, that would be out on Lake Wallowa with my buddies. 344 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,918 No talking, just blissful silence 345 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,654 and the occasional hum from Theo's voice box. 346 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,122 - Oh, rats! What? 347 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,090 170 over 89? - [sighs] 348 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,959 - I mean, that's even higher than it was before. 349 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,928 - [sighs] - I'm sorry. 350 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,130 I have to consult Cardiology, OK? 351 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,765 With your age and risk factors, 352 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,191 they may want to do an angiogram. 353 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,202 - But an angiogram's gonna take hours. 354 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,103 By the time I get there, all the cabin rooms 355 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,206 are gonna be chosen, and I'm gonna have to share with Theo, 356 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,867 who gets all philosophical around bedtime. 357 00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,811 [as Theo with voice box] Is there a soul, Ron? 358 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,513 [normally] I don't know, Theo! 359 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,114 OK, let's do it again. 360 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,751 [sighs] I'm gonna bring my blood pressure down right now. 361 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,620 [sighs] 362 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:01,654 - [whispering] Hey. - Hmm? 363 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,790 - [whispering] You like tapas? - Shut up! 364 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,458 - Have you guys had a chance to do a babymoon? 365 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,793 We went to Nashville. 366 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,062 - Honestly, it's just nice to be home with him. 367 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,899 Usually he's on the road 365 with his band, 368 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,369 his Vanessa Carlton cover band. 369 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,738 - Yeah, the Vanessa Carl-tunes. 370 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:19,973 You got to come to a show. 371 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,674 We do a two-hour version of "A Thousand Miles," 372 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,502 and then we close with a hip-hop version 373 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,904 of..."A Thousand Miles." - Yeah. 374 00:12:26,971 --> 00:12:29,749 Uh, we actually met at one of his shows two years ago. 375 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,084 - Aw. - Yeah. 376 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:34,012 I was in the audience, sitting on my uncle's shoulders. 377 00:12:34,078 --> 00:12:36,556 And as I lifted up my top, our eyes met, 378 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,758 and they haven't looked away since. 379 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,427 - Joyce, what are you doing? 380 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,330 You need to be in a bed, far away from here. 381 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,357 - Well, I don't want to listen to this right now. 382 00:12:46,424 --> 00:12:48,726 And thankfully, because of the ringing in my ears, 383 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:49,869 I don't have to. 384 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,337 So if you'll excuse me, I'll just be-- 385 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,905 - You are not going back out there! 386 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,207 - I'm sorry. 387 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,875 I'm not gonna take advice from someone 388 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,178 who--let's face it--caused this whole thing to begin with. 389 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,438 - I caused it? - [chuckles] 390 00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:02,448 - How? I've just been supporting you all day. 391 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:05,018 - Exactly. Stop doing that. 392 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,886 You and your whole, "oh, girl power, 393 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,388 spice up your life," 394 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,223 it made me overconfident! 395 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,258 - OK, I am not gonna take this personally 396 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,893 because you're obviously concussed. 397 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,187 But that's exactly why you can't go back out there. 398 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,830 - You know what? You're right. 399 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,191 You saved the day, as per usual. 400 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,502 I put my heart and soul into this place, 401 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:26,064 and all I wanted was one moment where someone would say, 402 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,207 Joyce Henderson put St. Denis on the map. 403 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,575 But no, you take it. 404 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,177 You take my moment. 405 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,679 [microphone feedback squeals, crowd murmuring] 406 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,139 Do you realize the toll this place has taken on me? 407 00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:37,950 My life is a bottomless pit of ass! 408 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,419 [murmuring] 409 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,421 All the late nights that I have fallen asleep in my office 410 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,557 and had to take a whore's bath in the sink the next day. 411 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,092 You don't get clean doing that. 412 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,527 At least, I don't. 413 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,761 - You've sacrificed a lot, Joyce. 414 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,821 There's no question. 415 00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:51,255 - So then I have revenge sex 416 00:13:51,322 --> 00:13:52,423 with a part-time worker 417 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:55,326 at a children's laser tag establishment. 418 00:13:55,426 --> 00:13:57,437 And I'd do it again, but he won't call me back. 419 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,338 - Oh, my God, Joyce. 420 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,840 - The other day, I asked my mailman 421 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,476 if he will come in and have a cup of tea with me, 422 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,811 and he said no. 423 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:08,715 And now I don't even get my mail anymore, OK? 424 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,918 And for all that heartache, 425 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,687 what are people gonna remember about me? 426 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:19,350 That Joyce Henderson fell off the stage onto her face 427 00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:22,028 and then peed herself a little bit. 428 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,930 - Hey, guys. - Val, we're talking! 429 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,100 - I know. We heard all of it out there. 430 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,327 You might want to turn off your mic. 431 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,457 I'm just gonna grab some Skittles. 432 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:39,962 . 433 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,315 - I cannot show my face out there after this. 434 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,983 I'm just gonna stay in this gift shop forever. 435 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,018 I live here now. - No, you don't. 436 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,488 - I'm just gonna eat popchips and pee in the potted plants, 437 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,191 let them grow, eat the leaves-- circle of life. 438 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,118 Look, just go. Just go cut the ribbon. 439 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,294 Let's be done with this. 440 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,563 - Joyce, I'm so sorry. 441 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,699 I really wanted to see you have that moment. 442 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,833 You deserved it. 443 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,819 - Just go. 444 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:05,705 Oh, I was, uh-- 445 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,207 I was gonna tie the umbilical cord around my neck 446 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,877 and then escape to thunderous applause. 447 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,236 You can have that gag if you want to. 448 00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:14,514 I'll probably never get a chance to use it. 449 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,867 - Yeah, I'll feel it out in the moment. 450 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,686 - I spent the whole weekend clearing out my freezer 451 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,921 to make room for the fish. 452 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,856 Three perfectly good Hungry Mans-- 453 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,325 that's 2 pounds of Smokin' Backyard Barbeque. 454 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,527 - Oh, yeah, bad shake. 455 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,387 Hey, listen, the band Air is playing 456 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,763 in Portland this weekend. 457 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,890 When Kelly comes back in, I need you to say something 458 00:15:32,924 --> 00:15:34,934 like, uh, what's up with the air in here? 459 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,869 And then I'll say, speaking of air, 460 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,070 we should go to this concert. 461 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,238 - I'm not doing that. 462 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,040 - Oh, damn it. Air is sold out. 463 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,227 Uh, could you think of a way to casually bring up Maroon 5? 464 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:45,269 - Enough of this. 465 00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:47,271 I'm not waiting any longer. 466 00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,515 You have Kelly email me my results. 467 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,617 - [sighs] - Waste of my whole damn day. 468 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,011 - Dr. Leonard? - Yeah, who is this? 469 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,254 - This is Dr. Emerson. 470 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,889 She's a cardiothoracic surgeon. 471 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,192 - Oh, we know each other. What's going on? 472 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,294 - Ron, I want to talk to you about your results. 473 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,462 - OK. Of course. - Is he all right? 474 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,231 - Bruce, could you give us a minute? 475 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,499 - Brooke, please. 476 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,900 This is my third best friend. 477 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,403 I'm not just gonna leave him marooned in here. 478 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,871 Never mind. [clears throat] 479 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,372 Just get to it. I'm staying. 480 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,141 - And that's why she left the Navy SEALs. 481 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,701 - I was dishonorably discharged. 482 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,810 - Excuse me. 483 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,412 I'm supposed to grab some photos of you two 484 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,872 for the brochure. 485 00:16:20,972 --> 00:16:21,914 - Oh, yeah. Let's do it. - Sure. 486 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,083 - All right. Yeah, just over here is good. 487 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,918 Uh, maybe get a little closer. 488 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,053 Put your arm around her? 489 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,713 - Oh. [chuckles] Yeah, sure. 490 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:29,714 [camera shutter clicking] 491 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,592 - Oh, these look great. 492 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,193 So you nervous? 493 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,786 - No. Why? 494 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,430 - First baby! - Oh. 495 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,465 - Don't let this guy weasel his way out of diaper duty. 496 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,400 - Oh, I won't have to worry about that. 497 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,535 I got lucky. 498 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,920 Matt's the best guy I know. 499 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,274 - I'm Big Papi. 500 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,609 - OK. 501 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,944 - Hey, guys, it's, uh, time for the ribbon cutting. 502 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,347 - Oh, wait, can I get a quick kiss from the couple? 503 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,514 - Oh. 504 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,782 - Oh, uh, no, thank you. - Yeah, we're good. 505 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,184 - Kissing is what got them into this mess. 506 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,552 Am I right? [chuckles] 507 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,845 - Come on. 508 00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:02,179 - No. - Really? 509 00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:03,289 Just a little one. 510 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,682 I mean, you guys look so cute together. 511 00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:07,293 - We said no, perv! - We're not your puppets. 512 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,020 - OK, why don't we go cut that ribbon? 513 00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:10,496 - Yeah. 514 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,133 - You can see--here--there's multivessel coronary blockages. 515 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,927 This is your LAD artery-- 516 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:16,969 - LAD artery. 517 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,237 Yeah, I see it. 518 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,505 - Yeah. 519 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,806 - How much, uh-- 520 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,576 - About 90% blockage. 521 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,102 - Wow. - Yeah. 522 00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:27,980 You're gonna need a triple bypass. 523 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,482 - How soon? 524 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,885 - It's kind of a "how's your week looking" type of thing. 525 00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:35,880 - I'll do it. 526 00:17:35,947 --> 00:17:36,923 - What? 527 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,858 - I'll perform the surgery. 528 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,426 It should be me. 529 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,895 - You're not a heart surgeon, so that makes no sense. 530 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,330 - Well, with all due respect, Dr. Emerson, 531 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,332 I think it's up to Ron. - That's insane. 532 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,667 - Fair enough. I'll assist. 533 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,868 - No. 534 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,202 - Well, then I'll watch from the hallway. 535 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,871 You can't stop me. You're not allowed. 536 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,173 - That's fine. 537 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,200 - Hey, it's gonna be OK. 538 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,211 - You know my greatest joy as mayor 539 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,746 is welcoming wonderful, new resources 540 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,881 to the community, 541 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,516 that and getting out of speeding tickets. 542 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,384 [laughter] - Build a casino! 543 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:09,722 - Um, now, to do the honors, representing St. Denis Medical, 544 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,357 nurse Alex Mazurkian. 545 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,592 [applause] 546 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,752 - Oh, please. [chuckles] Thank you. 547 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:15,895 - Congratulations. 548 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,755 This is an amazing achievement. 549 00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,682 - Thank you. Um... 550 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,188 Um...[clears throat] 551 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,776 Yeah, you know what? This just feels wrong. 552 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,045 There is a woman who has sacrificed 553 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,247 so much to make this possible. 554 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,917 I mean, just a few months ago, this whole space was 555 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,053 filled with broken crash carts and what turned out 556 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,089 to be a new species of spider. 557 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:46,225 But now it's a place where our community 558 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:50,162 is going to give birth to the next generation. 559 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,965 And that is all because of Joyce Henderson. 560 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:56,902 She is an incredible leader who has a vision 561 00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:01,407 and wills it into existence, even if it almost kills her. 562 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,868 [phone chimes] Oh, uh, we did, uh... 563 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:04,910 - Oh, my God. 564 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,103 - Relocate the spiders, by the way. 565 00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,638 I should mention that, so, um... 566 00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:10,082 anyway, she should come up here and cut this 567 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,917 because she deserves it. 568 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,352 So, Joyce. 569 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:16,989 [applause] 570 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:20,242 . 571 00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,428 - Ron! Bruce just texted me. What happened? 572 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,255 - To me? What the hell happened to you? 573 00:19:24,321 --> 00:19:25,965 - It's a long story. Who cares? 574 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,933 - Joyce, if it's not about bypass surgery, 575 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,235 long is good. 576 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,663 - Look, I know you're scared, and I know that-- 577 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,174 - Please, can we talk about something else? 578 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,811 - Well, I, uh-- 579 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:42,048 I fell offstage, and there is a video of it. 580 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,949 - Hallelujah. Cue it up. 581 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,985 I mean, if I'm gonna die, at least I should see-- 582 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,053 - Don't say that. 583 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,120 - Damn! 584 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,923 You did this? 585 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,958 - Some people said it looked cool. 586 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,629 Today did not go the way I envisioned. 587 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,631 Do I blame the women's choir? 588 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,199 No. 589 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,100 A little. 590 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,602 But nevertheless, we persisted. 591 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,805 We figured it out as a team. 592 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,941 And you know what Sisyphus' real problem was? 593 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,811 He was so focused on that boulder, 594 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,714 he didn't realize he had friends all around him, 595 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,416 supporting him, cheering him on, 596 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:21,120 doing whatever it took to help him get up that hill. 597 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,557 And in the end, that's what the story of Sisyphus 598 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,292 is really about-- 599 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,793 friendship. 600 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,529 [chuckles] 601 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,631 - Hey. 602 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:36,160 - Hey. - You, uh--you had our baby. 603 00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:37,903 - Yeah. I forgot to text you. 604 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,505 - Oh, man, I wanted to be there. 605 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:40,898 [both chuckle] 606 00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,576 Uh, that photographer was kind of weird, right? 607 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,978 - Oh, my God, he was, like, obsessed with us kissing. 608 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:46,979 - Totally. 609 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,981 It's like, back off, dude. - I know. 610 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,816 - We're not gonna kiss just 'cause you're yelling at us. 611 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:51,851 - Exactly. 612 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,744 - I mean, when we kiss, 613 00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:56,889 it'll be 'cause we want to. 614 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,090 - Right. 615 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,262 When we kiss. 616 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,768 [soft music] 617 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:16,776 ♪ ♪ 618 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,123 [bell clangs]